I am not making this up. Here's a conversation that just took place while tucking Luke in for the night.
Mom: Tomorrow is preschool! Are you excited to see Ella?
Luke: Yes
Mom: Ella is your good friend, isn't she?
Luke: Yes she is. But do you know what? Dallas hates me.
Mom: No he doesn't, Luke. In fact, Dallas probably loves you more than anyone else in the whole wide world. That's what brothers are like.
Luke: silence
Mom: Do you believe me?
Luke: more silence
Mom: Imagine what would happen if a bully was picking on you and Dallas walked up. What do you think Dallas would do?
Luke: He would protect me.
Mom: That's exactly right. And what would you do if you walked up and a bully was picking on Dallas?
Luke: I would kick the bully in the nuts.
Mom: silence
Luke: I said I'd kick him in the nuts. You know, the weenis.
He thought I needed clarification.
4 comments:
LOL!!!
Oh my, Very LOL LOL....
When I came home from our ladies night out a few weeks ago I told Andy, "Megan's sister is really funny..." You have me giggling out loud as I read your posts! You write wonderfully and I always look forward to reading your blog. Thank you for a good laugh!
HILARIOUS!!!
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